19 and from texas.Tumblr (3.0; @kelssassy)http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/<p>EMTs are my favorite men in uniform</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51209970575http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51209970575Fri, 24 May 2013 01:26:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4142fd2fba0d93050bf0641eaef948e8/tumblr_mlgz7pn1uo1rvcjd7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51132558950http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51132558950Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6722253de8d7d527bc88b480a372da59/tumblr_mn7q03EHff1r6jjnno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kateslovelylife.tumblr.com/post/51083342316/everyone-meet-my-whore-best-friend-who-fucks-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kateslovelylife</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Everyone meet my whore best friend who fucks on the first date!</p></blockquote> <p>IT WAS ONE TIME</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51083938727http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51083938727Wed, 22 May 2013 13:38:59 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50818128936" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first</p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51078230811http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/51078230811Wed, 22 May 2013 11:58:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc71073097b542cfad61efc4ca9f15d0/tumblr_mn4jlm2Gp31r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50974616670http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50974616670Tue, 21 May 2013 01:49:12 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shessosumptuous.tumblr.com/post/42789448593/so-homosexuality-is-a-sin-but-high-heeled-sneakers" target="_blank">shessosumptuous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t</span></p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50971400591http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50971400591Tue, 21 May 2013 00:35:18 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaaaaaaaaaackfrost.tumblr.com/post/39843317502/what-do-you-mean-fucker-isnt-a-term-of" target="_blank">jaaaaaaaaaackfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment</p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50907706971http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50907706971Mon, 20 May 2013 09:20:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01adf4327f51a53a3ceb2d2d0cf03510/tumblr_mn37ddo82n1qes0ujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>someone needs to get on this</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50893918171http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50893918171Mon, 20 May 2013 02:56:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba02b1073f4c7a0bcef8185d9a03d53/tumblr_mlremd1cRU1ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://imancrosson.tumblr.com/post/50892508093/recline-nigga" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">imancrosson</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Recline, nigga.</p></blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50892718769http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50892718769Mon, 20 May 2013 02:19:36 -0500<blockquote> <p>yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.</p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50892342382http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50892342382Mon, 20 May 2013 02:08:58 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadowrawrs.tumblr.com/post/42037900322/strawberrydaydreams-do-you-ever-hate-someone-so" target="_blank">shadowrawrs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberrydaydreams.tumblr.com/post/41978902943/do-you-ever-hate-someone-so-much-but-you-dont" target="_blank">strawberrydaydreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid <em>reason</em></p> <p>you’re just like</p> <p>no</p> </blockquote> <p>And then they give you a reason and its like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8a4020b5bba5a0a37b586fe42ec43069/tumblr_inline_mhk3tyBATh1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>my roommate</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50891288734http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50891288734Mon, 20 May 2013 01:41:27 -0500“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.”<br/><br/> - <em> Libba Bray, <em>The Sweet Far Thing</em> (via <a href="http://larmoyante.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">larmoyante</a>)</em>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50890059832http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50890059832Mon, 20 May 2013 01:12:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e58a30249eca4a789586688044478e20/tumblr_mjzidhJ1F21qbvovho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughparty.tumblr.com/post/50608685139/this-speaks-to-me-on-so-many-levels" target="_blank">laughparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this speaks to me on so many levels</p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50889500672http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50889500672Mon, 20 May 2013 01:00:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/768e0a1f3eeae1613cebebb9baf76ff1/tumblr_mmmsibggXP1sn75h6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886905957http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886905957Mon, 20 May 2013 00:09:14 -0500stop it<p>someone calling me babe will forever get me hot and bothered</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886872642http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886872642Mon, 20 May 2013 00:08:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbbb0ed03136491b9f7184f851c99ed0/tumblr_mha9p2BDcj1s497bwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://southerngamerguy.tumblr.com/post/50874036843/ohheyitsayjay-hubby-got-an-ass-i-think-i-need" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">southerngamerguy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ohheyitsayjay.tumblr.com/post/50872879583/hubby-got-an-ass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ohheyitsayjay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hubby got an ASS</p></blockquote> <p>I think I need to be a wedding photographer…</p></blockquote> <p>Don’t even start with me on this</p>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886324344http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886324344Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:53 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yolympics.tumblr.com/post/45822452539/changing-from-jeans-to-pajama-pants" target="_blank">yolympics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>changing from jeans to pajama pants</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/59903f2298c8e42c10f99819a7db9d2c/tumblr_inline_mjy6g4FrPN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886306785http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50886306785Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbd4bf0e789ba976702c20c76172086a/tumblr_mmi25bpmXs1qglhc3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50885929328http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50885929328Sun, 19 May 2013 23:52:11 -0500<blockquote> <div> <p>it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie</p> </div> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50878241917http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50878241917Sun, 19 May 2013 22:01:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61nzjvXZR1qkpeuro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>this is literally college just so you know</p> </blockquote>http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50856105705http://kelssassy.tumblr.com/post/50856105705Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:47 -0500