Everyone meet my whore best friend who fucks on the first date!
IT WAS ONE TIME
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
my roommate
Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via larmoyante)
